Hentai House of Horrors

Apr 04

Anonymous asked: JUST BAN THE FUCKING DUMB FUCK SHITS

Passive-aggressively redirecting them to Google reverse-image-search is both more practical and more satisfying.

Anonymous asked: Just for reference, you can get past the panda by replacing the "ex" in "exhentai" with "g.e-".

g.e- doesn’t have all the content of ex, though (any of the more “extreme” tags usually result in a removal on g.e-), so I use the latter when finding material for this blog. And because people can’t be arsed to spend five minutes to figure out their cookies, there’ll be all manner of panda-whinging if I were to post a link to something that was up on ex but not g.e-.

Anonymous asked: Is there a reason why you don't link to the H-manga?

As I’ve mentioned multiple times before, a lot of these are user submissions, and a fair chunk of them are found as excerpts without the source. For the rest of them, I get them from exhentai, so if I posted the links, people would flood my inbox with “HOW I GET PAST THE SAD PANDA?”

Anonymous asked: My biggest fear is actually blurting one of these lines out during sex

Sometimes, when I wanted to irritate my ex, I’d say one of them during sex. Sure, it’d result in no sex for at least a week, but it was totally worth it.

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Anonymous asked: a friend asked me what "oni-chan" means, I told him that it was what japanese girls says when they get fuck them deep in the ass

Yeah, that’s pretty accurate. Although you forgot the part about the banshee wails.